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The Young Protectors: Legendary Chapter One—Page 6

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Yes, Virginia, there really is a Santa Claus.

So! Kyle has learned a little something about his best pal Spooky! What will our fire-bending hero do with this new information? And, more importantly, will we get to see Spooky stretching in future pages?

Tune in this Saturday to find out! Hope to see you there!

  • Cute.. Yes, cute.

    • Heh! I wrote this before seeing/reading the text in the last panel.

      Wohoo, I popped my first Legendary V.

      • stickfigurefairytales

        Way to go, DanishWolf!

  • Well now!!

  • DonnaC

    Very cute

  • *giggles* Got to love Spooky!

  • DonnaC

    I love how Spooky never tried anything until Kyle was ready. Umm yeah both fire control and feelings ready. Such a good friend.

  • I would say Spooky does a good job of stretching full out in the morning. Stretching everything 😉

  • fujoshifanatic

    I see London, I see France, I see tented underpants! Now, if only I could check out that support pole…

    • It’s a sturdy one with a great girth.

      • fujoshifanatic

        Ha! So I’ve heard. But do you think it could support my weight…

        • Bei Dawei

          Who is worthy to be the rightful king of Asgard?

          • fujoshifanatic

            The one who can wield the mighty hammer! *reaches for handle*

          • Bei Dawei

            (Stan Lee sticks his head out of his pick-up) “Did it work?”

        • If the connection between pole and hole is just right, the posi-

          …aaand, I’ll show myself out before finishing that. My mind gets even dirtier when I’m tired xD

          • fujoshifanatic

            *falls dead in the gutter, wallowing with glee*

          • Bei Dawei

            Do go on.

  • Bei Dawei

    KYLE: “I never got morning wood, but my butthole was always really sore. I wonder why that was.”

  • Cecilie Muldkjær Bredesen

    Okay this is just to cute.

  • Bei Dawei

    Boners–signs of true love.

  • DonnaC

    Spooky would make an excellent cuddly body pillow…….cover.

    • fujoshifanatic

      Oh, I don’t know; judging from what I’m seeing, he fills things out quite nicely as well. ;-P

      • DonnaC

        Yes absolutely. Just giving both options for thought.

    • strangeangel24601

      That needs to be a reward for the next Kickstarter.

    • Bei Dawei

      A pair of boxer shorts, perhaps.

  • stickfigurefairytales

    Oh Kyle, you naive darling.

    • Curt Clark

      Kyle is THE reason the term “sweet summer child” exists. :p

  • Mikael Bergkvist

    I am a straight guy. I am a huge fan of Alex comics, but I am still straight. But come on, even I would have figured it out by now.

    • Guess when you’re too focused on not setting things on fire when you’re horny, I guess some things slip your attention *ahem*

  • Aiiii would say that this talk is overdue.

    ‘You got me hard sometimes’
    ‘What?’
    Big surprise from the guy who’s enjoyed all those cuddles for years (while hiding his boners), but you know, it’s been like they were brothers… or something.

    It’s really too bad that they can’t remember parts of their Truth or Dare night. Especially Spooky revealing that he only needs to touch Kyle to feel warm, meaning the cuddling under blankets aren’t necessary but something Spooky wanted and enjoyed.

    • Bei Dawei

      Brothers?! Ewww…!

        • Bei Dawei

          Oh great, it’s canon. I guess Kyle could say that, because he doesn’t have a brother.

          • More like that’s how he believed the situation to be (from Spooky’s view), from what he knew up til this scene.

          • Madock345

            Well, he did have a sister. Who he experimented with sexually. (and set on fire.)

          • Concerto

            Hum, if I remember well he don’t experimented sexually WITH his sister, he just burn the house and she was hurt

          • Nope. No sexual experimenting with his foster sister. He set the house on fire when he masturbated (after his powers set in at puberty). It’s what left him afraid to even masturbate until Duncan came around.
            Probably another reason he so eagerly jumped the idea of a (sex-) date with Duncan.

          • Danish has this right.

      • Madock345

        I’m down with it.

  • Klaus

    “In a very spooky way.” Hmm. Spooky is as spooky does.

  • Michael

    I’m asexual, and cuddling with Kyle all night would get me hard.

    I mean, come on.

    Also I love Kyle’s expression in panel 5.

    • Saxon_Brenton

      Yes, the expression in panel 5 particularly caught my attention as well. I get the distinct impression that that is not the expression of someone who turns his face away merely because he respects Spooky’s privacy.

  • Bei Dawei

    You know, one detail of Spooky’s anatomy (ahem) stood out for me, so to speak. I refer, of course, to his belly. No six-pack for this hero!

    • DonnaC

      The word ‘chubby’ comes to mind. In Australia it can refer to both his belly and what’s happening in his shorts. But the belly part just makes him nice and cuddly.

      • Bei Dawei

        On behalf of all similarly be-bellied men, we appreciate your support!

    • Michael

      Don’t need a six-pack when you have magic.

  • Madock345

    Spooky making no attempt to hide said boner is great. It’s a nice mix of his confidence and mischievousness. I feel like he’s enjoying giving Kyle a forbidden show and watching him squirm.

  • Saxon_Brenton

    With regard to panel 5: I headcannon that Spooky only wears his boxers when he’s sleeping with Kyle because (as established in the Truth Or Dare ministory) Spooky suffers badly from cold when he doesn’t have direct skin-to-skin contact.

    When he’s in bed alone I think he wears flannelette jammies (even in summer). The pj bottoms have changed over time because the elastic keeps wearing out, but the top is the same Spooky Jones(tm) brand that he’s had for years, with little ‘ghost Spooky’ print patterns.

    • Sal Wolffs

      That’d be a bit chilly, wouldn’t it? Canon says if he were to crash on Kyle’s couch, he’d need all his clothes, up to and including raincoat and shoes, to keep warm.

      Unless, of course, Spooky has different solutions for that at home.

      • This is Spooky’s place. He could have a high temp in hs bedroom when alone.

        (Don’t know if this is his only home, but it’s a studio apartment in connection to his office)

  • Aitsuki

    Hmm…. they look so much younger with the new style….

  • bronakopdin

    oooh look at that 😀
    and I don’t even mean the morning wood (or not) but what he said about Kyle xD

  • Kate G

    You know, after all of this time, we haven’t seen Spooks without the Cap (yes, it deserves to be capitalized) since Truth or Dare…and I still think he looks funny without the Cap. Spooky should just wear his trademark Cap 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I just think he’s not Spooky without it!

    • Bei Dawei

      Is he wearing the cap in Panel 5? Kind of hard to tell…

      • Kate G

        No cap. His bangs always stick out through the hole in the back of his cap when he wears it. He wears his cap backwards only.

  • Cman65

    Cute is one thing but this clueless is not cute

    • bronakopdin

      I think you have to take his mindset into consideration ^^
      He hid his sexuality for years, yet having a big crush on his friend.
      Ofc when he saw sth that would actually play in his hands he’d think “nah, must be my imagination and wishful thinking”.
      At least normally that’s how I react if I encounter sth like that, thought process is like “oh, isn’t that nice… wait… can’t be”

    • bandanajack

      thank you, doh.

    • Adding to Brona’s comment, there’s a big chance that Kyle had no clue that Spooky is bi.
      I mean, it’s pretty well known that Spooky has been with women, several of them, but guys – if he’s been with any (on earth) – may not be so known.

      If you don’t believe there can be any interest back on your longtime crush, you tend to overlook the obvious signs. Even more if trying to hide your own feelings.

      • KaiKai

        in all honesty I always thought Spooky was Pansexual o__o

        • Maybe he is. All we know is that he’s a 2 on the Kinsey Scale (or was it 3, I’m not home with my trading card), so we interpreted it as him being bi.

  • Sal Wolffs

    Speaking of boners, wouldn’t Kyle, as the big spoon, be poking Spooky at least occasionally? Spooky knew.

  • Midwestmutt

    I’m still getting used to the new cartoony look. Maybe it’s because Kyle is such a redhead but I keep expecting Betty and Veronica to show up.

    • My thoughts too. I’m just not feeling it, and the prospective on Spooky’s left arm when he’s stretching is so off, it looks like he has no forearm. I’m all for giving a new artist a chance, but… not really thrilled with this selection.

      • Julie isn’t exactly new. She also made the Truth or Dare and the Interlude 2 on the previous Arc. It’s not easy getting back to guest artist on a comic you don’t draw daily, but Julie took the job again while Adam is taking a break. Adam will be back for chapter 2 of Legendary.

  • Geneva150

    Am I the only one not feelin’ this couple? Everyone seems to be rooting for them hardcore and I’m over here like ‘meh’…

    • timemonkey

      I think some of us are happy with pretty much anyone whose not Duncan.

      • Geneva150

        Lol that’s legit. I was hoping Duncan had a turn around, before the was blasted into Dunkid, because I loved the stark age difference between Kyle and him. I’m in a May December relationship irl so I find that pairing intriguing lol. I guess I was just excited to see how it would have been portrayed is all.

        • timemonkey

          Maybe once their big Crisis thingy is over Kyle can find himself a nice Silver Hero instead?

          • Geneva150

            I wouldn’t be mad at that lol!

          • Curt Clark

            Spoiler Alert: Diuncan has a Good Twin who calls himself the Ally. :p

          • Geneva150

            Lol that’s great! Although, wouldn’t that make him straight?

          • Curt Clark

            Nnnnope! ^_^

          • Bei Dawei

            And clean-shaven!

    • Karol Chmielewski

      I see them more as friends with benefits until Kyle fals in love Spooky those not strike me as boyfriend material.

    • Concerto

      Ohw really ? I really like the idea of them together but I understand that you wouldn’t c:

    • Bei Dawei

      The previous arc made Kyle and Duncan the big romantic couple, and we were all waiting to see how that would work out. Laampros’ revelation that Kyle had feelings for Spooky really came out of nowhere, and was almost immediately followed by Kyle going on a date with Sameer. Spooky was introduced as a potential romantic partner for Kyle only during a possibly uncanonical interlude, which also paired Spooky with Amanda (among other, less probable combinations).

  • Nate

    Yes! We have a clue!

    Normally, had Kyle not worked it out, I would have suggested a “clue-by-four”, but apparently Spooky already has one handy. 😉

    Also, yay Pyromantic cuddling! Now to just get rid of those pesky boxers. }:-)

  • Daniel Odneal

    I’m not a fan of the new “style” of drawing. So far, only Spooky looks like himself, Kyle doesn’t look at all like Kyle. Instead, he looks like a 15-16 y/o nerdy kid rather than an 18 y/o superhero. It truly doesn’t contribute to any sense of sexual tension between the two of them.

    • Mary Klemzak

      Archie, and chubby Reggie Mantle. That’s all I see.

      Alex needs a break though. So, I guess we won’t see anything “juicy” for free. Unless we buy stuff. And I can’t, so I guess free stuff, we can’t be picky, ya know?

      We can’t choose gifts that are given. We can only look at the good parts. What I see..

      1. Feelings are finally being expressed.
      2. Color and lines are cleaner than some webcomics I see. Even anime!
      3. Potential for an original comic of her own, about two original characters? I’d follow that!

    • Siphrania

      Same here, I am thinking of bowing out of this tale and coming back later. There must be 100 other available artists out there.

  • Jake McCoy

    Cuddling with your best friend for weeks in your underwear must be the dream!

  • Mary Klemzak

    Spookys feelin that feels! Go Spooks!

    And Kyle, you precious cinnamon roll!

  • Chris Dangerfield

    Oh wow. See, I thought Kyle was right to “suspect,” but I thought Spooky was recovering from dreams of me… that multiverse crossing, morning wood producing, sleepy mind wandering impossibility that keeps OTPs like Spooky and I apart… ahhhhhhhh…

    Well, Spooky being Spooky and knowing our OTP-ism is forever prevented by several intervening universes (one being a giant ant society, one full of blue crystal people who sing constantly off key and one that’s just a really big sheep farm… like REALLY big… uh, they sell wool… A LOT). We’ll Spooky knows that not even a diabolically clever spell can get bring our love together… ahhhhh…

    So, he generously donates his morning boner to an excellent cause! KYLE. Sure I’m sad, but I can’t think of an a better cause (well except me) and I think Kyle better get a clue or the train will leave with out him. If he doesn’t, I plan to loan Spooky a safe to drop on his head.

    Thank goodness Kyle is so cute, because right now his brain cells are lost below his belt.

    Thanks Alex, Julie and Vero — I hope you three can help our boy get a clue. I need a happy ending here……….. UH, I didn’t mean happy ending like in a Thai massage shop… I mean… WELL? I guess I did mean that, but in a much cuter more romantic way. I mean this is my OTHER OTP, so yes please on a happy ending but maybe some hugging and kissing first. Yeah! That’s the ticket! Take care.

    • Curt Clark

      Good thing Spooky and I are polyamorous interdimensional fantasy-boyfriends, or I might be jealous :p

    • You’re very welcome, Chris. More fun to come. 😉

  • unknownlight927

    Things are really starting to look UP for Spooky and Kyle aren’t they!! 🙂 🙂

  • davefragments

    I get the impression that every since Kyle burnt his house down hurt his foster family that he suppressed any sexual desires and hid from his sexuality as he was growing up. He seemed to be confident using his power to control fire while working for the team and afraid of his powers any other time.

    It’s like the old Church “guilt-machine” – slap and putdown a kid of 11/12 or 13 hard enough with shame and guilt and their feelings toward sexuality are always feared as “dirty” and “sinful.”

    • Kate G

      That was always one of my biggest problems with being Catholic. I didn’t like how sexuality was talked about in the Church, especially female sexuality (heaven forbid we have a sexual identity.) Pope Francis has done quite a bit in helping make Catholicism less rigid these days.

    • Ishvaara

      Most religions do that. Hence why I’m a Satanist.

      • William Clapie

        Well, I am Pastor Bill and I call my church “The Church of the irreverent soul”. You could join it if you like. One of my prime tenets is freedom of thought. Share. I want to adopt part of the Hippocratic oath “Do No Harm”. If that isn’t part of the oath I want it anyhow. It is downright abuse to shame children or anyone for natural body issues. Discuss proper ways and times and reasons. Leave it at that. Problem solved. Later ya’all.

    • Curt Clark

      This is one of a f*ckillion reasons why I love being a pagan. I know there are a lot more accepting Christian churches out there, but I’ve really grown attached to the simplicity of the Wiccan Rede: “An’ it harm none, do what ye will.”

  • Jason Moon

    “Spooky’s ‘morning wood’ is surprisingly CONSISTENT.”

    • Wayne Lunkwitz

      Heck, if I woke up next to Kyle “morning wood” would be an every day occurance!

  • Curt Clark

    Kyle’s facial expression on Panel 5 is so similar to one of my RL boyfriends’, it’s astonishing. He gets shy and blushy too, with that same Deer in the Headlights look whenever he’s caught in a compromising position.

    Of course, build-wise, he’s hefty — chubbier than Spooky — but I kind of adore that about him. Probably a big part of Spooky’s attraction to me is that he’s beautiful by dint of NOT being conventionally, generically “heroic build” or “hawt anime guy” attractive.

    • Kate G

      Aw, your boyfriend sounds so sweet.

      • Curt Clark

        He can be, sometimes. Other times he’s the World’s Most Adorable Troll. But I love ‘im.

        • Kate G

          Awwww. I think that’s how most healthy relationships are. Part troll, part “why do I live with this person,” part “I can’t live with this person.”

          • Curt Clark

            Sadly, that’s the only part that’s not a dream. He lives in Portland with his & my other BFs, I’m down here in SF. But we’ve made it work for years now, and I hope to see him this winter.

    • We were born to make history! ^_^

    • I love Yuri! on Ice! Sport anime with gay characters in the main roles, and it’s so good… and there’s so much amazing fanart of various kinds on the ‘web’.

      • Not to mention the fanfic…

      • Curt Clark

        Yes to all of this. 🙂

    • I like that for a “Legendary” theme song. 🙂

    • William Clapie

      I LOVE Yuri on ice! Want more. Born to make history. Yep. Alex’s characters too!

    • stickfigurefairytales

      Yuri on Ice!!! was one of the only good things about 2016.

  • Zephyr10101

    Are they gonna talk or do the do?

    • Bei Dawei

      A villain or monster will suddenly appear, and they will have to go fight it.

      • Pietro7

        I’d be cool with that! 🙂

      • EyeDontNo

        In their stockings

  • Wayne Lunkwitz

    So …..here we go again …..missed last night…..if I don’t fix this soon….I’m going to get flogged when I come into the room…..which might be OK…..but I’m not into S & M!

    • Pietro7

      It will be a very gentle flogging. 😛

  • D. G.

    Awww. Cute!

  • Pinkfeiry

    omg kyle!

  • Songbird

    … Yeaaaahhh, Kyle’s probably not an Incubus…

    • Klaus

      Spooky, on the other hand …

  • Jeff Baker

    Awwwww! This is so sweet!

  • Biippa

    Everybody’s here talking about feels, sex and artwork and I’m just eating flamin hot cheetos.

    Spoops (my nickname for Spooky, so no one gets confused) is adorbs tho.

    • Spoops is close to Spooks which the team also call him 🙂

  • Starfighter updated with 2 new pages 🙂

  • You know… Kyle may be the one (of maximum a handful of people) who regularly see Spooky without his cap. It’s likely he’s the one to see it most.

    We readers have barely seen a panel without him wearing the cap. We get one on this page.
    Will we get a whole (sex-) scene without the cap? Can we even handle not seeing him wear it on several pages? 😉

    If Spooky wears his cap during any part of their sex -after the initial kiss, and after clothes come off- there’s a good chance I will laugh my ass off, and yet I don’t even think I’d be surprised or see it as really weird. That cap is a near integrated part of Spooky.

    • Madock345

      Bonus points if Kyle asks him to keep it on

    • fujoshifanatic

      Actualy, I recall we got an entire bonus comic arc pertaining to how he and Amanda met where his hat didn’t even exist, so the sight of him without his cap is not particularly jarring. Looking forward to a sex scene though, with or without the cap.

      • davefragments

        Are you safe from Irma?

        • fujoshifanatic

          Hi Dave!
          It looks like the eye of the storm, with the category 5 (!) winds, is going to make landfall to the west of my area. But we are still in the path of hurricane force winds. It should start getting bad tomorrow night, so I can at least enjoy the new page before the power goes out, which it looks like it will throughout the whole state. I have hunkered down in my place with the kitties, with enough food and water for a few days, and am hoping for the best. The whole city has shut down; I have never seen anything like this. Even all the area airports. Fortunately, everyone took this very seriously, so this will be mostly a damaged property event, rather than a loss of life like in the Caribbean. Thanks for asking. 🙂

          • davefragments

            I am glad to hear.
            Less than an hour ago, the weatherman who was guest on Rachel Maddow’s show said that Irma is moving farther west and will probably hit Fort Myers rather than Miami beach of run right up the middle of the state.

          • Stay safe!!!

      • You’re right. This was before Spooky got his cap, but he was just a kid without his signature clothes. I should re-phrase and say NOW, at this age, we barely get a panel without his cap. I actually had that line in my original comment but deleted it 🙂

    • Wayne Lunkwitz

      IF Spooky wears his cap as he normally does…….I can see Kyle casually taking the cap by the brim and throwing it across the room…..frisbee style…saying something like “We aren’t going to need this tonight!”

  • EyeDontNo

    Throw some wood on the fire? Please?

  • Trisha

    I love the story, but hate the art style. The characters are barely recognizable. It’s great art, but they don’t look like themselves. That’s all. I keep having to imagine ‘real’ Kyle and ‘real’ Spooky in their place to even believe it’s Kyle and Spooky.

  • Songbird

    As someone who grew up on comicbooks (helped me learn to read actually) I’m pretty used to changing art styles. So I don’t mind this at all. It’s cartoonish in the sense that the character designs seem to mirror their personalities. Julie’s expressions are so natural and honest, I think it’s really very fitting for a more personal arc.

  • William Clapie

    Oh! Love it! True life in comics. Alex? You have a great story line going on! AGAIN!

  • kyle.
    what did you think was poking you back there?
    a Whatchamacallit™?

    • Nichelle Haliday

      If the looks of the bonus comic from earlier are true, Kyle was usually the Big Spoon. So it was more likely that Spooky was feeling Kyle’s whatchamacallit™.

      • this “usuality” seems to be referenced in the next strip

        go figure

        but, then. . . . .
        [spoiler redacted], so it’s not as if he didn’t have opportunities [spoiler redacted] either

        i love Whatchamacallits™.

  • davefragments

    Hello Campers,
    It’s Page 7 camping time.
    How are ya?

    • Wayne Lunkwitz

      I’m good but all this talk of boyfriends is making me feel a bit lonely.

      • davefragments

        I know the feeling.

        • Wayne Lunkwitz

          The part that has been rough is the lack of funds in the house……and of course not having anyone to talk to.

          • davefragments

            My cell phone texts tend to go nuts on camping nights and my email gets slightly nutzoid. It might be a coincidence or just that I notice.
            I’m not sure that I could take living with some of my friends. One visited the other morning and as he was leaving said he’d pee in the yard to save my water. I’m not sure what a civilized answer to that statement is (even now a day later).

          • Wayne Lunkwitz

            And then there would be the “iffy” part of exposing the “dark side” of my character to anyone who would consider moving in……I’m a coffee swilling, must go bowling on Wednesday morning kinda guy…….and by the way I’m gay. That might kill any prospects right there.

          • davefragments

            My father built and managed bowling alleys. I don’t think there’s anything odd or strange about them.

          • Wayne Lunkwitz

            Last Wednesday was the first time in 2 weeks…..since the new owners took over…..but I think the last line would kill it if it was going to be killed.

          • davefragments

            last “line” ? ?
            I’m confused.

          • Wayne Lunkwitz

            “By the way , I’m gay”………usually honesty gets some strange reactions.

          • davefragments

            Sorry, I was thinking of “3 lines of bowling” rather than “gay.” I’m gay and I don’t think that’s anything to care about.

          • Wayne Lunkwitz

            I have run across two types of people in my life’s travels….Type number one is cool with that part of me being me gay and all……Type 2 is those who think we go into public rest rooms to relieve our carnal needs…..and leave a mess behind!

          • davefragments

            I tell young people: Nudity and rudeness are overrated but modesty and politeness never are.

          • Wayne Lunkwitz

            I have never been “pushy” about those things…..and I cannot tolerate people who are…..as for modesty…..I don’t announce it to the world…..Politeness has been engrained in me from a very young age.

    • first attempt at making crock pot chicken and dumplings from the recipe my brother sent me…next time I am making it completely different

      • davefragments

        At least it was edible but those “recipe” sent from family members are always better the second time adjusted to our tastes.

        • My brother wants me to take out the onions next time… but the onions aren’t what need to be fixed…

          • davefragments

            I have a rule — when I cook, you eat what I cook and don’t argue.

            My exception is salt and high blood pressure (which I don’t have).

      • stickfigurefairytales

        It’s good to have a baseline to work from though, I suppose. Also, hi Doki! *hugs*

    • Saxon_Brenton

      Had some errands to run this morning, and I got sore feet. Fortunately I’m nw at work and I can sit down for a while.

      • davefragments

        I hate sore feet

    • stickfigurefairytales

      I’m officially moved into my new house, except because I won’t have internet there until the 14th I am back at my parents’. They’re actually very close by, so it isn’t hard.

      • davefragments

        Now the decorating and arranging and “making it livable and pretty” — My niece just moved to a new job and tonight sent some pictures. Her roommate thinks a brown bean bag chair is decorating.

        • stickfigurefairytales

          Is her roommate in his/her early twenties, by any chance?

          • davefragments

            I don’t know. Lots of people have no idea of decorating. Some of us admit it… It’s a first floor and it’s 7 minutes walking from my Niece’s work.

          • stickfigurefairytales

            Sounds like a good setup in that regard!

          • davefragments

            We both agreed that a brown bean bad looked like the poo emoji.

  • Wayne Lunkwitz

    Hello everyone……I’m on time for once!

    • stickfigurefairytales

      Hi Wayne!

      • Hey stick!

        • stickfigurefairytales

          Hi Doki! *hugs*

          • How are you doing?

          • stickfigurefairytales

            Pretty good – just moved into my new house on Thursday, so I’ve got a lot of unpacking work to do this weekend. However, because I’m only a few blocks away from where my parents live and because I don’t have internet yet at my place, I’m staying with them tonight.

          • stickfigurefairytales

            How are you doing?

          • Reading a really interesting HP fic where they don’t travel back in time to fix things, but go to a parallel world to keep things from going to sh*t. The canon characters actually have lived out their lives and the parallel world is roughly 120 years behind them so basically 2100 in canon verse would be 1980 in the parallel world.

          • stickfigurefairytales

            Cool, have fun!

          • heh, it is interesting because they though “matching souls” meant matching everything else. This world the crumple horned snorkak is an actual thing. The tales of the Three Brothers is also significantly different, Dumbledore killed Grindewald, Lucius Malfoy knows Muggle things…

          • stickfigurefairytales

            What are crumple horned snorkaks like? I’m really curious.

          • like cheese, steal one sock because they think humans put them on their head so only need one, think they are invisible

          • stickfigurefairytales

            Aww, I like them already.

          • davefragments

            The last person I spelt with was a snor-lak — louder than the AC, louder than the alarm clock.

  • Saxon_Brenton

    Hello. Had local council elections today, so as usual I picked up cakes from the school cake sale afterwards. Have some virtual munchies.

    • davefragments

      cake munchies, YAY!
      thanks

      • Pietro7

        Oooh, let us eat cake! Thanks Saxon!

    • stickfigurefairytales

      Mmm, cakes. Thank you!

    • Thanks Saxon!

  • Page should be up shortly. 🙂

  • Saxon_Brenton

    Okay, so I’ve got a theory (and it could be bunnies…)

    When we first learnt Kyle’s backstory, and the way he’d then refused himself sexual gratification for 6 years, I half seriously ascribed this to superhuman willpower. This interpretation seesawed between just sheer bloody-minded determination not to do harm like that again, and a literal superpower. Then when we learnt that he was a demon prince that more or less defaulted to a literal superpower – possibly related to magical ‘imposing your will on the world’. This would actually explain some things, including the fact that Kyle hasn’t had any sexually related magical accidents involving wet dreams and suchlike. Tempatation is always there, but as long as Kyle is saying “No, not doing that again” even on a subconscious level, his biology has no choice but to obey orders.

    Thinking about it again now, I’m wondering if that might be a good interpretation of what’s being going on between Kyle and Spooky. Kyle is shown being obviously acutely embarrassed about seeing Spooky, but he hasn’t allowed himself to become aroused – advertantly or inadvertantly – and cause any inadvertant fires. As long as Kyle remains resolute about being chaste it didn’t matter how much snuggling he did each week with Spooky. Kyle’s biology remained under his control.

    The question then becomes what the situation is like now, now that he’s allowing himself to jerk off. Is the control that Kyle has shown with his powers (such as the laser like precison that he used to cut through the diamond prison box) being reflected in not having wet dreams and the like?

    • stickfigurefairytales

      Hmm, interesting ideas…

    • Pietro7

      Only Father Woolf knows for sure. 🙂

    • Some people just (almost or) never have wet dreams. It’s not the most common thing, but it happens. Some mental block seems plausible though.

  • Hi y’all.
    I’ve been around, lurking, for the last half hour while checking some things. Time to say hi now.

    • stickfigurefairytales

      Hi DanishWolf! How are you?

      • Have busy day ahead of me. My last day of house-sitting for my parents, so time to clean and do laundry before they come home this afternoon.

    • Pietro7

      Hiya Danish!

    • morning Danish!

    • Bei Dawei

      Has the meeting been called to order?

      • Pietro7

        Order? No, we don’t have any of that here. Just good manners and affection. And tonight Saxon brought cake. 🙂

    • davefragments

      Hi

  • davefragments