PANEL 1
KYLE
NO, SPOOKS, YOU MAKE IT HAPPEN.
(cont)
AND WHY NOT?
PANEL 2
KYLE
YOU’RE BASICALLY A REAL LIFE ACTION MOVIE HERO. AND EPIC ADVENTURES NEED EPIC ROMANCES, RIGHT? I’M SURE I’D DO THE SAME THING, IF I WERE YOU.
(cont)
IN FACT, IF I’M BEING A HONEST, I’VE EVEN BEEN A LITTLE ENVIOUS.
PANEL 3
KYLE
BUT WHAT’S THE LONGEST ANY OF THOSE RELATIONSHIPS HAS EVER LASTED? MONTHS? WEEKS?
PANEL 4
KYLE
YOUR LOVE AFFAIRS ARE EPIC. BUT I’M YOUR BEST FRIEND — I’VE SEEN WHAT HAPPENS — THE ROMANCE ALWAYS END WHEN THE ADVENTURE ENDS.
(cont)
YOU DON’T DO GIRLFRIENDS. OR BOYFRIENDS, EITHER, I GUESS. BECAUSE YOU CAN’T.
PANEL 5
SPOOKY JONES
I CAN’T?
PANEL 6
KYLE
NO. BECAUSE YOU’RE SPOOKY JONES. BECAUSE YOU’RE THE ONE THEY CALL WHEN NO ONE ELSE CAN SOLVE IT.
(cont)
BECAUSE THE WORLD NEEDS YOU MORE THAN ONE PERSON EVER COULD.
(cont)
BECAUSE IT’S JUST NOT WHO YOU ARE.
