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The Young Protectors: Legendary Chapter One—Page 17

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Spooky’s love is better than ice cream.

Uncensored (and extra-sexy!) version of this page available for $5+ Patrons here. 🙂

NOTE: These are work-in-progress colors. Should have the final colors tomorrow.

I am so grateful to y’all over at the Patreon page! We now have over 1350 Patrons—more than we’ve ever had before! Y’all are awesome! And, since we’re posting NSFW content in the main comic, I decided to post one of my favorite SFW paintings for this month’s Flashback Friday. It’s Commander’s Origin card art (from our Trading Card packs) where she’s saving a kid from a bully.  Here’s a sneak preview of the image:

Painted by Dutch artist Rudy Faber, I think his style does a great job capturing the kid-like vibe I was looking for with these Origin Cards. To my eyes, it almost has the feeling of an illustration from a children’s book. Anyway, $5+ Patrons can download the digital wallpaper immediately and $10+ Patrons will be sent the high-res version with over double the resolution on the 10th of November. If you like what you see, check it out. 🙂

So! Kyle learns a little something new about his best pal Spooky! But that also meant he’s brought up his buddy’s dark past. Will this kill the mood? Or are these guys only just getting started? And what exactly does Spooky taste like?

Tune in this Wednesday to find out! Hope to see you there! 😀

 

  • Saxon_Brenton

    Spooky angst? More character backhistory!

    • Madock345

      Why did I kind of expect him to be Spicy? Seems more appropriate for demon magic.

      • fujoshifanatic

        Maybe all that fire and brimstone couldn’t affect Spooky’s true, sweet nature, no matter where his magic comes from.

  • Okay back to sexy times.

    • Saxon_Brenton

      Hmm, thinking about it, no. Not straight away. I might be wrong about this, but I suspect there’ll be a few pages of talking, possibly about semi-traumatic Spooky backstory. And then Kyle will realise that the topic is getting Spooky in the dumps and take the initiative to make him feel better, which will start the next bout of sex scene. (And on a personal level, I will dare to hope that the Spooky backstory will involve more information about Anaado).
      But as Nate has pointed out (above), the whole point is to see whether Kyle can control himself while he orgasms – so sexy times are inevitable.

  • Brian Hopkins

    Hmm, Kyle studies Spooky’s sweat…

    • Madock345

      Did we just Confirm Kyle as a creeper smelling his teammates dirty uniforms? XD

      • davefragments

        In the Truth or Dare interlude of “Engaging the Enemy,” Spooky admits Kyle crashes at his place and they sleep like brothers together because Kyle is always warm and Spooky is always cold.
        That’s what they talked about a couple pages ago.

        • Madock345

          I mean, yeah that’s probably what they’re referencing there. But my version is more fun ^_^

      • Brian Hopkins

        I was hoping for a more direct inspection.

  • Sapfo

    Ice cream….. ?… I knew Spooky was perfect XD

    • Bei Dawei

      So what do you suppose his ass tastes like? Would “chocolate” be too obvious?

      • Madock345

        Hoisin sauce

  • Bei Dawei

    Well thank God it tastes like ice cream, and not some sort of European cheese.

    So his Johnson secretes icing. I guess this solves the Christian baker / gay wedding cake problem…

  • Songbird

    Yeah, nothing kills the mood like reminiscing on time spent in hell.

    Or New Jersey.

    *Ba-dum-tish!*

    • davefragments

      The Passaic Swampglands

  • Wayne Lunkwitz

    And so on this day……I sneak in late.

  • Madock345

    How often does spooks drink from his own tap I wonder?

    • Wayne Lunkwitz

      Probably not at all…..I would just call it a “phase” where you want to know what it tastes like…….many years ago…..one person told me that my juice was pleasant……nutty tasting……what did he expect ? That which comes from a “nut sack” should taste “nutty” ……right?

      • Madock345

        Would that change if you leaked ice cream though?

        • Bei Dawei

          Strangely, I think someone did make semen-flavored ice cream–which would make the whole thing very circular.

      • Bei Dawei

        Years ago, someone wrote to a now-defunct sex / relationships advice column called “Ask Isadora” (Isadora Allman, from the Bay Guardian I think) to ask, “Do vegans swallow?” Nyuk nyuk, but the really funny thing was, vegans started to write in with their answers. One woman reported that her vegan boyfriend’s spunk tasted much better.

  • Machina

    Commander looks constipated in that artwork.

    • it’s the face you make when using superpowers!

  • fujoshifanatic

    Yass, that song brings back memories; I first heard that song watching one of my very first lesbian movies, back when I was a fresh, young dyke sowing my rainbow oats. Have been a fan of Sarah MacLaughlan (sp?) ever since.

    But my goodness, how is Kyle not still down there, sucking Spooky off until he’s a mere husk, if he tastes like ice cream? Talk about the perfect playmate, especially if you have a sweet tooth!

    Their expressions are so adorable, even the concerned one in the last panel. I know I’m sounding like a TOTAL nerd, but they are cute like that little gerbil-bird critter from the latest Star Wars trailer. I could sit there watching them and squeeing all day!

    Thanks for the musical throwback (and, of course, the update), Alex!

  • Oh yeah… Was is trading card info, a Patreon short story, or somewhere in the comic that it was reveiled that Spooky smells like vanilla? Maybe it was one of the short stories.

    I remember reading that Spooky smelled like vanilla, to all or someone, because it’s a trait he shared with another character in a book series I read, and I found it funny that two of my fave characters did that.

    Guess that good smell also carried on to everything else 🙂
    He must have been told that several times now, with all the people he’s had sex with (and yes, most also check out their own taste by themself and/or during sex).

    • Bei Dawei

      Is it because his exit from hell has cleansed him of all impurities, including metaphoric ones like “foul” smells? (Do his farts smell like petunias?) Or is there something to the physics / metaphysics of hell that changes the specific fructose chemistry of his seminal fluid to vanillin (4-hydroxy-3-methoxybenzaldehyde)?

      • Michael

        It’s actually castoreum, secreted from a gland that grew inside Spooky when he was in Hell.

        • Bei Dawei

          Really? That was mentioned somewhere? That’s actually fascinating. On a beaver, a castor sac is not a histological gland, though popularly called a “gland.” Although one reads of “anal milking” of beavers, they actually open into the urethra. I suppose a human homologue should be located in the prepuce. This makes me wonder if Spooky’s scent is seasonal (I don’t suppose he uses it to mark territory), and if it makes a noise when excreted, as with beavers. Interesting that he grew this “gland” during puberty. I suppose something he ate in hell must have interacted with his human physiology in this weird way? There’s been a lot of research into human pheromones recently, which weren’t even thought to exist when I was growing up.

          • Pretty sure Michael made fun.

          • Michael

            …You are taking the joke way too seriously.

      • Klaus

        His sexual debut was with Titania. She may have used her magic to make him more palatable. If so, I wonder what else she have changed.

        • Bei Dawei

          There’s a story like that in the Mahabharata. Satyavati, a ferry-woman, smelled like fish until she agreed to sleep with a rishi, who changed her smell to irresistable. She became the ancestress of most of the characters in the epic, as well as the mother of its author.

          • Klaus

            Interesting. Thank you.

      • Wayne Lunkwitz

        Diabetic would be an overload of sugar in the blood stream because of the pancreas being “lazy” or not working at all……if this were the case he would feel tired……all the time, or possibly light headed to the point of feeling like he was going to fall down when standing up ………I am not a Doctor…….just a simple explanation of what I went through in 2004- 2005…..before a check -up revealed a blood sugar count of 419……VERY high…..and it also kills the sex drive when it’s that high too!

    • davefragments

      “Demons” Alex’s short story on Patreon

      • Yes, I had gotten around to that myself. It was Commander thinking (saying?) it. But thank you for saying it since it wan’t clear yet I had found my answer. Was going to edit my comment 🙂

        • davefragments

          I searched my hard drive to find it.
          There’s only 17,000 files on my hard drive.

          • I went with it most likely either having come up during intimate talk/scene or a trading card first. As soon as I got it scaled down I knew where I must had read it.

  • Bleh, for the first time in 2-3 years I slept away from my alarm clock completely, and it had to be on a campday. Not sure if sound glitched after I had my very old phone on Silent all day, and it stuck like that, or if I just slept so deep for once.
    But here now.

  • davefragments

    It’s my bed time. Goodnight and see y’all tomorrow.

  • Nate

    You know, technically they aren’t finished yet. The whole point is to see what happens when KYLE orgasms.

    That being said, I’d be up for a Spooky Jones Popsicle taste test. 😉

  • This is a great page. ^_^

    I love Amanda’s Air Force sweater in the Trading Card art. ^_^

  • unknownlight927

    Such a GREAT page. I should be annoyed that the “good stuff” is being interrupted, but I love how Spooky seems to be opening up to Kyle about his hellish past. It really boosts my hopes that they will become a couple at some point!! 🙂 🙂

  • Abyssdoor

    But Kyle, we want you (or anyone) to bring that up, we want to know what happened to lil’ Spooky in the shores of hell.

  • Klaus

    Are they now going to make roasted marshmallow?

    • Jason Moon

      Mmmmm… S’mores!

  • Jason Moon

    What flavor does Spooky taste like? Rocky Road?

    My vote is Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.

    • Mint chocolate chip.

    • Salted Caramel

    • Since Commander think he smells like vanilla (as of one short story at Patreon) that is my guess.

    • Jason Moon

      Prialines and cream.

    • Madock345

      Sweet Cream 😉

    • Klaus

      I think that was meant as you taste as good as ice cream, not you taste like ice cream. Some Americans have this habit of, like, using “like” as other people use “uh”.

  • Erica

    I mean, you didn’t actually bring it up Kyle. Spooky did lol.

  • Bad Cat!

    I totally understand the scene censorship, but would it be possible to include a brief text description of what we missed? Even if it was vague/suggestive, it would help non-Patreons keep track of the story.

    • that’s a blowjob going on~ also spooky has a spooky big peen, but not bara-sized big peen.

      it’s big, kyle is sucking on it. everyone is having a good time.

  • Gryphfynn

    Way to kill the mood, Kyle 😛

  • davefragments

    I need someone who knows the seas between Krakatoa and Java to proofread some directions in a short story I wrote. Someone who sailed those waters would be ideal.

    • Madock345

      That has to be one of the most specific and interesting requests I have ever seen online. Congrats on whatever you’re doing, Dave, It’s clearly awesome.

      • davefragments

        I’ve written a ghost story and it involves the explosion of Krakatoa and Jakarta. I’m worried that I could have a mistake like that old movie “Krakatoa, East of Java”

  • D. G.

    I hope Spooky tastes Kyle and likes what he tastes too.

    • Madock345

      I pray to all the gods of comedy that Kyle tastes like Red Hots.

      • D. G.

        That would be hilarious!

        • The secret real reason behind his name…

          • D. G.

            I think that would be both funny and cool.

          • Wayne Lunkwitz

            I wonder what his “true given name” is?

          • Wayne Lunkwitz

            I wonder what Spooky’s true given name is…….I don’t think it’s ever been mentioned.

  • John

    Those two need to work on their pillow talk

    • Klaus

      Practise makes perfect.

    • davefragments

      They both are cute, adorable, and humpy but lack a bit in the romance department.

      • John

        They’re young. They’ll learn 🙂

  • Snorlaxation

    Sweet tasting goo? Yes. Spooky deserves all the good fortune after being in Hell.
    How did Princess Clara describe it in the Drawn Together movie? Ass tastes like raspberries or jam or something? Along with a bunch of other perks.
    Anyway, awkward pillow talk brick wall

    • Wayne Lunkwitz

      Hmmmmm…….considering…….that could be taken one of two ways…….fruit or just plain GROSS!

  • davefragments

    OH MY! The Penguins just won their hockey game in the first 10 seconds of overtime.

  • davefragments

    Hello Campers.
    Tonight with a Hockey win I bring pizza, nachos and refreshments.
    I hope this new page will bring better small talk and more romance.
    Either that, or some mysterious fact about Spooky’s past.

    • D. G.

      Hi Dave. * takes a slice of pizza. Grabs some yummy, cheesy nachos too. What do u have to drink?

      • davefragments

        For you, a nice wine

        • D. G.

          Thanks! *pours a glass.

    • Saxon_Brenton

      Ah, pizza noms. Thank you.

      • davefragments

        pepperoni

    • Wayne Lunkwitz

      Thanks Dave! (takes a slice of pizza) MMMM…..pizza my favorite guilty pleasure!

  • Wayne Lunkwitz

    Hello everyone!

    • D. G.

      Hi Wayne.

      • Wayne Lunkwitz

        Hi D.G.

    • davefragments

      hi Wayne

  • Wayne Lunkwitz

    Waiting to see if tomorrow is going to turn out better than last week……the flu season is here……and caused the bowling alley to shut down last Wednesday.

    • davefragments

      Don’t breath on me, please.
      I don’t want that

      • Wayne Lunkwitz

        I didn’t even get in…….they left a note on the door and it was locked up tight……as for me I got my flu shot almost two weeks ago.

        • davefragments

          I’ve never heard of that before. But it’s been a long time since I was in a bowling alley

          • Wayne Lunkwitz

            Well…..it’s an odd situation…..the couple moved to town….they planned to buy a house and settle in….the deal fell through….so for now they live and work at the alley.

          • davefragments

            ok by me. Unusual but ok.
            It’s a throwback to old time businesses

          • Wayne Lunkwitz

            It will change soon…..because the place was never set up with “living quarters”.

          • davefragments

            yes.
            I remember that the bar manager installed a couch in his office and when his wife saw it, I was working (a senior in HS) and she said many select and quite vulgar words that I never heard from a woman’s mouth before.

          • Wayne Lunkwitz

            Understandable…..assuming the situation did not include her…..in this case ,however, it may be an air mattress or other form of bed in the closed off area (the bar area is being remodeled)…..either way no speculation……just concerned for them not having a true “home”.

          • davefragments

            I agree and I understand. They need a proper home.

  • Made it to camp this time, despite sleeping longer than intended.. again. My sleeping heart is strong these days. Sleep deep. Guess it being all dark, all night, along with D-vitamin issues, makes me sleep really well.
    A little too well some times 🙂

    • davefragments

      hi Danish

    • Wayne Lunkwitz

      Hi , Danish….maybe you need a good multi-vitamin…..I usually take them in winter to make up for lack of meal planning skills.

      • I take strong D-vitamin pills, because I seem to have an issue absorbing that vitamin. Without pills my levels will become extremely low, even unmeasurable (below 10 where normal is between 60-100, for some it can be even higher). This was finally discovered about 10 years ago, because a doctor decided to specific check for it.
        I take less strong, still high dosis, during the summer and turn it up to very strong in the winter. My body/immune system can still go a little wonky sometimes, more so after I have been sick.

        • Wayne Lunkwitz

          I ventured through that area (Low immune system) with my roommate after he started Chemo for double cancer…..the approach taken with chemo was aggressive…..therefore destroyed his immune system in the process.

          • Sorry to hear that.

          • Wayne Lunkwitz

            It’s OK…..that happened over three years ago…..but for some reason everything I “learned” during that time has stuck with me.

    • D. G.

      Hi Danish.

      • Hiya. Good to see you at camp 🙂

        • D. G.

          Thanks.

  • Looking forward to next page. Even if it should be a ‘talking’ page. They’re still sitting (naked) and talking, and I just love the bond between these two. More and more, Kyle also seems to be one of the very few people Spooky will confide personal stuff with.

    • davefragments

      What happened to Spooky in the hell dimension?

      • Guess we might find out more on next page, if it *is* a talk page.

        • Madock345

          Talking is good! Especially naked talking. Sometimes dudes just casually hanging out naked can be hotter than if they’re doing sexy stuff. Just that openness and confidence.

    • Wayne Lunkwitz

      Well……before this they shared a deep soulful kiss…..and as I recall Kyle was very distraught over the slightest possibility of losing Spooky in the “cube”

  • Bei Dawei

    Anybody else suspect that Spooky is not really Asian, but was turned Asian-looking by magic for some reason? (Maybe he was a kung-fu movie fan.)

    • Songbird

      That… Would be… unexpected

    • Wayne Lunkwitz

      Maybe,could be he was badly burned during some point during his time in Hell and to compensate he was “given new features.

      • Bei Dawei

        I was thinking more like,

        “Happy birthday, Timmy. Make a wish.”

        “I wish I could be just like Chow Yun-Fat. But with a bigger…”

        (puff of brimstone) “Hello Timmy, it is I–Mephisto!”

        • Wayne Lunkwitz

          Shall we dance? Perhaps the Mephisto Waltz?

        • davefragments

          SPooky’s past is shown in Bonus Comic One:

          http://webcomics.yaoi911.com/typ/ete-bonus1-title-page/

          • Wayne Lunkwitz

            Looks like Spooky has always been as he is today……any mention of his true name though?

          • davefragments

            Spooky can’t remember. I don’t think even Amanda can find his name in his mind.

          • Bei Dawei

            He speaks English, presumably with an accent that would help narrow down where he’s from. If the USA, there should be a limited number of missing-persons cases involving 13-year-old Asian boys.

          • davefragments

            I think that you’ve been watching too many police procedurals on TV. It’s not easy or straightforward locating a missing child. Most children found years later want to be found and have parents who seek them. There’s no guarantee that Spooky knows that information.

          • Bei Dawei

            But we’re not trying to locate a missing child–rather, we’ve got the missing child, and are trying to figure out where he’s from.

          • davefragments

            Spooky wasn’t to easy to get along with when he returned to our dimension…
            http://webcomics.yaoi911.com/typ/ete-bonus1-title-page/

          • Wayne Lunkwitz

            Good point…..possibly his birth / pre-teen home was the San Francisco area…..maybe China Town??

          • fujoshifanatic

            Why would you say that?

          • Wayne Lunkwitz

            It would simply explain the Asian features

          • fujoshifanatic

            How would that explain them?

          • Wayne Lunkwitz

            Possibly his parents are Asian/Americans who have a solid life in one of the mostly Asian areas of the country Example: China Town

          • fujoshifanatic

            Which “china town?” There are several. And I don’t see how the particulars of this storyline have you connecting the dots the way you are doing.

          • davefragments

            They are so lost, even asking the question will get them lost more, and more, and more…

            Spooky could be from anywhere.

          • Okay, I’m stepping in here. An initially silly comment is turning into an area where stereotypical assumptions can turn into an explosive debate.

            Please refrain from continuing this thread.

          • fujoshifanatic

            Thank you Danish!

          • davefragments

            The Actress Ming-Na Wen
            Eventually was raised in the richer suburb of Pittsburgh and went to my Alma Mater. So “China Town” doesn’t mean anything. Also, I ate at her family’s restaurant.

          • Wayne Lunkwitz

            The only difference here ,Dave , is you can’t apply a real-life scenario that actually happened to you here…..this is fiction…..thus it is a part of the story that has never been explained……so we are left with applying only what ‘sounds’ logical ….until the truth is revealed.

          • fujoshifanatic

            In what way?

      • davefragments

        On the big double page in “Engaging the Enemy” Spooky appears Asian.

        http://webcomics.yaoi911.com/typ/ete-bonus1-pages-16-17/

    • Nope. We saw the moment he arrived at hell. Of all things, I doubt changing him to Asian would be one of them.

      • Bei Dawei

        Oh darn. Well…maybe he’s really Siberian Chukchee or something.

    • Madock345

      I mean, it’s totally possible so if that’s what you want to think go right ahead. But I also have no idea why you would think that. Or what difference it makes.

      Though his connection to asian culture must be an interesting question, because he doesn’t remember anything before he was 13, and then was placed in government custody I think. That’s really cool, and would leave him with a pretty much nonexistent cultural heritage. As a culture studies/Religious studies major, it would be really neat to see where he learned his values and behaviours from.

      • Bei Dawei

        A lot of unconscious behavior could help narrow it down.

        • Madock345

          That would be interesting!

          *Resists the urge to send Alex tons of over-specific questions*

    • Klaus

      You may as well ask if he was made 13 years old by magic, Maybe he was 70 before he went to hell? Or five?

      • Madock345

        He could have been a giraffe!

    • fujoshifanatic

      What does liking Kung fu have to do with your theory?

      • Bei Dawei

        See below.

        • davefragments

          It is strongly suggested that this speculation stop. It’s gone too far afield to be productive.

        • Yes, stopping the thread right here as well (also as I said below).
          Wayne and Bei Dawei made (I hope) unintentional offensive comments, so I’m closing this debate. Any further comments will be deleted.

  • Rapiret

    I’m really excited for this storyline and this is the first time in ages the page isn’t up by like quarter after, I can’t wait, and I’m glad I can actually camp with you guys for once lol

  • Wayne Lunkwitz

    I’m done…..if I get back here tomorrow…I’ll check in……if I’m still welcome. I have a load of other things on my mind ….none of which I feel like bringing up here.

    • Bei Dawei

      May the hoary hand of Hoggoth rest lightly on thy brow!

    • davefragments

      Of course you are still welcome.
      Have a good night.

  • davefragments

    Patreon Rumbles

  • davefragments